You are old 2020

[antigone_ks]

This year's freshmen were born in 2002, which is clearly impossible.

* They have never lived in a US that wasn't at war with Afghanistan, which the president has almost blanket permission to conduct as he sees fit.
* They have never lived in a world with Layne Staley, and it shows
* They're younger than No Child Left Behind
* They're younger than the Beloit Mindset list, which, lol
* AND Law & Order: SVU
* They don't remember the Axis of Countries That Sometimes Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick and wouldn't believe you if you told them
* They don't know why the save icon looks like that
* They don't even think about the cameras everywhere on campus; they grew up under the Patriot Act

YOU are so old there are kids in med school who could claim to be the reincarnation of Tupac

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[melissa2u]

When I handed TK the floppy disk, I asked him what it was. His first guess: "Some kind of camera phone?" He had no more ideas after that.